"Tea Is a Lie. There Is Only Coffee." – A Sith Lord Probably
Fuel your rise to power—one mug at a time.
This Korriban Coffee hoodie wraps you in galactic darkness, cozy warmth, and serious caffeine energy. Featuring a Sith Lord wielding not a lightsaber, but a steaming cup of absolute truth (because, let’s be real—tea is for diplomats), this hoodie is perfect for late-night scheming, early-morning brooding, or just curling up on the dark side of the couch.
Ultra-soft, air-jet spun yarn for maximum cozy + minimum pilling
Double-lined hood with matching drawcord (for dramatic entrances)
Quarter-turned body = no crease down the center
Roomy front pouch = perfect for snacks, secrets, or Sith scrolls
Rib-knit cuffs & waistband with spandex = comfy, flexible fit
Durable double-needle stitching throughout
Wear it while:
Plotting your empire
Brewing dark roast vengeance
Judging people who ask for decaf
Whether you're on a desert planet or a chilly throne room, this hoodie keeps you warm and your coffee hotter than Mustafar.
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
